I was getting after Toby at the dinner table and Mac turns his head to the side, raises his eyebrows and in a soft, sarcastic voice, says, "AWKWARD!"

I was changing the baby when Toby walked up and started giggling? I just looked at him and continued changing her diaper when he got down close to my ear and said, "Mom the baby has a little willy!" I just started laughing! He said, "really mom, it is hiding in there!"

I was talking to the baby and said, "did you just poop in your pants?" Mac happened to be walking by at the time and said, "Last time I checked her, she had a FUUUUl load!"