Mac came in with a skateboard that Mason had been rubbing rocks on and said, "Mom Mason made this smell like farts!" I look at him and he looks at me and said, "I mean fire and sparks!"

We were getting dinner ready and the kids were in a bit of trouble form earlier in the day. David was getting drinks ready...WATER...which isn't our usual crystal light! Mason asked, "Dad, why are we having water for dinner?" David replied, "Because poison is illegal!"