I was walking through the house looking for one of the kids shoes. I was huffing and puffing about how they need to keep their shoes together....ugh! Tia walks up to me and said, "Mom are you annoyed?" "Yes....very annoyed!" She gives me a satisfied look as if she knew the answer but had to ask the question and then walked off!

I was getting ready to go to the gym for aerobics. I asked Mac if he wanted to put on his shoes or go bare foot. "I will go bare foot." he said. He followed me in to the next room and said, "mom where is my bare foot at?" I then told him that he was wearing his bare feet. He followed me into the next room and said, "Can I wear my bear shoes?"

Toby walked past me and I could smell that he had a poopy diaper. In a dissapointing voice I said, "Toby, did you poop your pants?" He got this defensive tone and said, "not on purpose mamma not on purpose." Whatever...