I was cooking dinner when Mason came up to ask if he could change into his basketball shorts. "Sure, go ahead." He comes back down, and after about 2 minutes of chit chat he said, "Mom can I take my shirt off." "What? Why?" "Ummm, because, ummm, so everybody can see my big muscles." (as he lifts his arms, pulls up his sleeves, and flexes) "Ummmm, no, but when we go swimming you can take your shirt off." "Ya, I can show my big muscles when I go swimming!" He's so vain!