There is a sensitive subject that I am sure mothers don't love to talk about...but we all deal with it! I am constantly telling my kids, "Stop touching your bottom...that's gross...wash your hands!" Mac was walking towards me singing a twang of, "dangle dangle dangle" with his had flinging back and forth down there. "MAC stop touching your willy." "I wasn't." "Ummmm I saw you." "No I wasn't it was my pretend Guitar." While I was holding back laughter in order to lecture, David was right behind me busting a gut! "Your willy is not a pretend guitar, HANDS OFF!"